Thursday, January 3, 2013

Kim Kardashian is an idiot

You all may not know this about me, but I am an avid reader of celebrity gossip.  I got hooked in law school, where everything I was reading (for class) was so dry, boring, and brain-meltingly dense.  I would click over to for the quick relief of reading something mindless to balance out my braincells, and before long, I was hooked.

Needless to say, my addiction continues to this day.  This morning, I came across this article where Kim Kardashian is already complaining about pregnancy being hard.  I almost had an iota of sympathy for her until I read that she doesn't even have morning sickness, just "growing pains".

Um, WHAT?!

Not to be a martyr, but I had morning sickness for four whole months. FOUR MONTHS.  And it wasn't just morning sickness, but all-day-omg-I-might-die sickness.  I didn't eat anything except ramen noodles and peas for weeks.  I still can't eat meat sometimes because I had such an aversion to it during my pregnancy, even after the "morning" sickness ended.  So to hear her bitching about how "hard" pregnancy is, when she isn't even puking, really grinds my gears.

Also, isn't she like, five seconds pregnant?  What the hell kind of growing pains could she possibly be experiencing?!  She isn't even showing yet!

Sigh.  Rant over.

But seriously, she's a twatwaffle.  I can't wait to see her get fat.


  1. OMG. Best thing I've read on here all day! :)

  2. Twatwaffle. Mt new favorite word!

  3. Yes. For real. Maybe she'll get REAL morning sickness here in a week or two and then realize what a twatwaffle she made of herself ;-)

  4. I couldn't agree with you more. Ugh. I had hyperemsis and I was only pregnant for 37 weeks and I threw up every day, multiple times a day for 34 weeks. That whole Kardashian clan are a waste of my good air.

    1. I agree about the Kardashians, and holy crap, I am so sorry you were sick for so long! That sounds horrific!

  5. I agree. I can't believe she's complaining!