You all may not know this about me, but I am an avid reader of celebrity gossip. I got hooked in law school, where everything I was reading (for class) was so dry, boring, and brain-meltingly dense. I would click over to People.com for the quick relief of reading something mindless to balance out my braincells, and before long, I was hooked.
Needless to say, my addiction continues to this day. This morning, I came across this article where Kim Kardashian is already complaining about pregnancy being hard. I almost had an iota of sympathy for her until I read that she doesn't even have morning sickness, just "growing pains".
Not to be a martyr, but I had morning sickness for four whole months. FOUR MONTHS. And it wasn't just morning sickness, but all-day-omg-I-might-die sickness. I didn't eat anything except ramen noodles and peas for weeks. I still can't eat meat sometimes because I had such an aversion to it during my pregnancy, even after the "morning" sickness ended. So to hear her bitching about how "hard" pregnancy is, when she isn't even puking, really grinds my gears.
Also, isn't she like, five seconds pregnant? What the hell kind of growing pains could she possibly be experiencing?! She isn't even showing yet!
Sigh. Rant over.
But seriously, she's a twatwaffle. I can't wait to see her get fat.